Potato

An unremarkable, dumpy looking girl or guy. Usually short and round. Typically you will have a friend who is inexplicably attracted to a potato and spend an inordinate amount of time chasing the potato.Usually giving the excuse that she/ he has a great personality or attributes no one else can see

Dude why are you obsessing over this girl, she’s just a potato. No she has an incredible personality.

by Upenn 13 May 21, 2019

Potato

It's an word used to describe an abnormally bad computer that have bad specs or is very old.

This word is often used by gamers to whitewash the fact that they suck at the game.

For example:
Person 1:I died because I have a potato computer.

Person 2: Yea really...

by Trapped in a can May 17, 2016

Potato

The safe word used by raccoons, otters, chinchillas, chipmunks and raccoonists.

Keith and Amanda used potato as their safe word when the raccoons appeared.

by Rikki Raccoon July 9, 2019

Potato

a special kind of retard that is so useless they cant function

you're a special kind of stupid arnt you? ya stupid fucking potato

by CoronerSU27 March 4, 2019

potatoe

A potatoe is a word used to describe someone from Ireland, not in complimentary terms!

Oi look at that fuckin potatoe pissing on your newly washed car.... he is so drunk the stoopid fukn potatoe. irish fuckwit idiot annoying cunt always drunk gibberish useless argumentitive repulsive cheap ass

by Lencko July 3, 2012

potato

an inanimate partner

i am banging my potato

by just for bethy April 17, 2003

potatoes

a term to describe being really high/stoned/lifted, because you are 'baked like a potato.'

Janelle had that cereal and now she is so potatoes.

by jellytime September 26, 2010