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lot lizard

A person, genrally a woman, who is "ideal" by Cody's standards.
Cody is speaking to the lot lizard at Croc Rock.
by OldManCook June 17, 2009
mugGet the lot lizardmug.

Drawing Lots

A game similar to Russian Roulette. This game was invented by the Knights of the Round Table. One bullet is loaded into a revolver and the chamber is spun. Then the revolver is then passed around the table until the bullet is fired. The trick is: a coin is passed around also. Each person flips the coin. If the coin falls on heads, you must spin the revolver again. This apparently tested 'luck' back in the ye olde days.
Lets go drawing lots tonight at dinner.
by MW2 Freak January 7, 2011
mugGet the Drawing Lotsmug.

poops-a-lot

1when you blow chunks out of your butt!!

2when you crap untill you die
dont poops-a-lot or you will be hurtin
by thethgw November 29, 2007
mugGet the poops-a-lotmug.

lot block

When you are parked in a near empty parking with no one directly infront of you, then someone pulls in that spot blocking your easy exit.
I went to the grocery store parking far away inorder get out quick right then someone pulls in, lot blocking me.
by Joe M July 5, 2009
mugGet the lot blockmug.

lot lizard

a truck stop prostitute is usually referred to as a lot lizard mainly because they are usually hanging around truck stop parking lots trading intercourse or the act of fellacio for crack. the term lizard refers to the fact that prostitutes have no souls.
billy bob: hey rusty nail who was that in your truck just now?

rusty nail: oh, just some lot lizard trading her sorry self for some crack. too bad that was just baby powder.
by brandilla tha thrilla March 21, 2010
mugGet the lot lizardmug.

Lot Lizards

The women of the place, Iowa Lot, and believe it or not, Iowa Lizard Lots, because they work there too. If they front you their services, try not to go back to the places like Iowa Lot because you don't have enough money to pay them all. I better duck. Here comes one now!
Quincy: "Leave a note for the lot lizards of the place, Iowa Lot, that someone wrote "Iowa Lizard Lots" in the places like Iowa Lot!"

Cornelius: "Was it Idaho Yudaho?"

Quincy: "No. More like a Heedaho Sheedaho!"

Cornelius: "Oh. It must be one of them damn Oklahomasexuals again!"

Quincy: "Yep!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 13, 2023
mugGet the Lot Lizardsmug.

Lot Lizard

A male or female prostitute that frequents truck stop lots, parking lots, etc.
"That truck stop in Buffalo is filled with Lot Lizard's."
"That guy gets a ton of Lot Lizards."
"They are a bunch of Lot Lizards, you know they're trucker suckers, hookers who hang around the rest stops and truck stops and have sex for money with the truckers and travelers that stop there for gas."
by TheTrueIlluminati April 13, 2019
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