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Jonathan

a gay faggot who no one likes and is very disrespectful when it comes to adults and children. he is such a show off too. he is so sexist and just not a great person to be around.
jonathan has no friends
by wow damn rough October 13, 2019
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Jonathan

Loser who spams you with videos of Hitler saying nien because he’s disappointed in society yet has no life. His cool sidekick is mochi and together they will steal the moon.
Mochi: oh it’s jonathan he’s really cool y’know

Chase: Ugh jonathan 🙄 such an idiot

Mochi: you bitch 🤬🤬🤬🤬

Jonathan: nien nien nien
by Daddy Jason May 6, 2020
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Jonathan

A true gay hill-billy. Probably married to his brother, probably has 28 children, and most probably loves to catch catfish with his dick. You be warned, do not dare enter his swamp without his permission.
Jonathan: Ma there's another gator in the house!

Jonathan's ma: Another gator?! Give me that shovel!
by Tutankhamun1 October 30, 2013
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jonathan

damn jonathan u have big cock
by Ohyesman1203 June 18, 2018
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Jonathan

The name of someone who used to be kind, caring and gentle. People treated him like crap and now he's one of the most evil people around. He has very few friends and tends to show hatred towards everyone else. The only people he still cares about are his family. He is very selfish, manipulative, rude and greedy.
Girl: What ever happened to Jonathan?

Girl 2: He finally went off the deep end. Stay away from him.
by wooby55 October 8, 2014
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Jonathan

A rich Nazi who thinks he is funny but really not.
Jonathan: SaltyPants? More like EmptyPants!
Conner: No.. Just no
by Ben Sacer October 31, 2016
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Jonathan

Every Jonathan has a Bestfriend named Melissa
"Hey Jonathan who's your Bestfriend "

"My Bestfriend is Melissa"
by Sibsis March 14, 2017
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