screaming craps

Diarrhea from hell so firery and violent that you scream in pain.

Friend: “how was your date last night”
Me: “good? We hit up taco bell”
Friend: “uh oh”
Me: “yea I had the screaming craps in the middle of the night”

by Bwattz January 01, 2018

crap mail

When you go out to the mailbox hoping for some interesting mail, but only end up with ads from local stores

I walked outside today hoping to get a letter from Grandma, but when I opened up the mailbox, there was only crap mail from the furniture store.

by ashash6 October 03, 2009

crap tra

Scrap Trap

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh crap tra is burning!!!

by Sophia_Cutie19 June 15, 2021

cream of the crap

Second to last place. The best of the worst. Parody of "cream of the crop."

When the two worst teams play each other, the winner is the Cream of the Crap.

by JohnQPublic March 25, 2007

bull crap

Basically a better way to say bull shit.So if you are with parents you can say bull crap instead of bull shit because if your parents are like mine they will totally freak!

"mom you are full of bull crap!!"
"DID YOU JUST SAY BULL SHIT!!?"
"HELL NO I SAID BUL CRAP!"

by David Harrisons lover girl June 03, 2005

haps on the craps

What is happening in the game of craps

What is goin on. What is happening. Who Is winning.

hey brother what's the haps on the craps.

by Tony "Shizzle my nizzle" Pizza October 29, 2003

crap on a cracker

Expression when something goes wrong.

Mahi: Dude, how is the code coming ?

Randy: Holy crap on a cracker, its not.

by RandyBaby June 27, 2008