53-95-83

53-95-83

The most bisexual joke you can imagine. These numbers stand for Iod, Americium and Bismuth, or in short I-Am-Bi.

This is one of the best ways to lie to yourself about comming out without comming out. Unless your parents are chemistry teachers.

Bi: Mom, Dad, 53-95-83
Dad: ????
Mom: ????

by lmncz June 5, 2021

53,594

The population of Willamette Colorado massacred by Frank West after they got a really bad case of the munchies.

"Here she is, Willamette Colorado, population 53,594, distinguishing characteristics... Jack shit!"

by chillingcloud July 31, 2017

530477351

Upside down on a calculator reads "I Sell Hoes"

If you have a calculator try entering it in if you know someone who wants to buy your hoes.

by SCANK April 18, 2005

53rd base

Having sex on fire

"My girlfriend and I were on fire and we knew we were going to die so we decided to at least give 53rd base a try so we could die with dignity."
P.S. "I do not know how I am telling this story right now."

by Pyrokryptonite April 5, 2009

53 hours

The max amount of hours it should take to complete anything

Damn, I'm really not looking forward to doing this.

It shouldn't take longer than 53 hours though.

by phlogchamp August 15, 2021

Super Bowl 53

my disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.

Super Bowl 53 sucked ASS! The rams were fucking snails and they lost the fucking game! 3 points? Are you fucking serious? Also, during the halftime show, Sweet Victory was supposed to play, but instead a short 5 second clip of spongebob played and then it turned into fucking sicko mode! Fuck the NFL!

by Minecraft1238 February 7, 2019

867-5309

One of the most famous telephone numbers in the world. Made famous by the 1980's song by Tommy Tutone. The number is a favorite among phreaks, prank callers, college students, or anyone else looking to raise some hell.

I called 867-5309 in my area code, and I got the Suicide Prevention Hotline.

by Qbert June 30, 2005