bum ripper

When something that you don't like happens to you, that's bum ripper

You've got herpes? Wow, that's a bum ripper

by mudguts February 23, 2004

jack the ripper

This fuckin sweet guy that used to fuck people the fuck up and tear them apart and shit..

He was fuckin awesome

Hahaha holy shit did you see that bitch that Jack got to?

by Advil April 7, 2004

Ripper magoo

When a guy named wade absolutely smashes his tee off shot and nuts in his pants on hole 1. Wade must of did a ripper magoo in stall 4 and banged 25 hookers prior to his tee off.

Wow that guy just donged that homerun! He must of just did a ripper magoo in the dugout with coach hollensbe before taking his at bat!

by Give me a beer in the c shop January 21, 2019

Dick ripper

A crazy woman that would probably rip off your dick.

'She is such a Dick ripper'

by SpaceKat April 8, 2015

head ripper

A car sales term used to decribe a deal that put a buyer in extreme negative equity position.

Jeff Exclaimed proudly "I just had a real head ripper and will celebrate tonight with a case of Miller Lite, a porno, and a bag of cheetos, and that is after I make my Mortgage payent!"

by Freckman February 6, 2007

Loud Ripper

Put a buttplug in her ass and keep it there for a week straight and make her eat foods that make her fart. After the week, get her to fart and push out the buttplug, causing a loud ripping noise

Person 1: Lets do a Loud ripper
Person 2: Sure

by awsedrftghjkl;likuy November 25, 2021

barf-ripper

Someone who vomits and then licks their vomit off of someone elses back and then tears that person ass open with their penis.

My uncle was a barf-ripper. He would smell bad when he got home.

by Fluffy Bunny Rape December 18, 2008