Wakey Wines

a place where you get a prime bottle for £100

Susan, I'm going to Wakey Wines to gets some prime

by IslamicTord November 6, 2022

Wine Locked

When too much alcohol is consumed and you get stuck on a task or word and you repeatedly keep trying to do said task or say the same word over and over and over again your brain is Wine Locked.

Don't drink too much jungle juice or you'll get wine locked!
That thot is so wine locked , she been trying to open the door for an hour .

by The Kid , Don Don , Diamond June 5, 2017

elven wine

A euphemism for engaging in kinky, fantasy sex. Only offered in red and white. No rose.

"A short time later, both Aragorn and Arwen were revived on a snack of elven wine and fruit"

by Oxfordlad January 8, 2015

Wine Dad

Quite dissimilar to the beer dad or the wine mom, wine dad's are typically laid back and full of mirth, especially when they're sipping on some of their favorite wine. Wine dad's are often known for making their own wine and they love sharing it with anyone who comes over. Loving and caring, these dad's are especially close to their children and immediately family and will not hesitate to invite friends and more distant family over for a drink.

1: "My dad's a total wine dad"
2: "Lucky shit, I'd love to meet him some day"
1: "I'm sure he'd be happy to have you over tonight if you'd like"

by InfinitePorpoise August 16, 2020

bruck wine

to start dancing, or break out into a dance, like you would at a jamaican dancehall

the selecta (dj) started playing a tune, and everybody in the place just bruck wine.

by Gman88 February 8, 2010

Wine Rack

a term to describe a lady who has imbibed far too much alcohol and is now unknowingly showing her breasts to all and sundry.

Jo: who on earth is that drunk girl?

Emma: no idea but she totally has her wine rack out.

by Ahadiel March 17, 2009

Wine Flu

A term basically implying a hangover, but spoofing the media-hogging Swine Flu.

"I have a headache. I must have wine flu"

by Goldmonster September 24, 2009