nigel sim disorder

a personality type consisting of the following traits
1. Thinks having long hair and tying it up makes him cool
2. Thinks being stupid and useless and lazy at studies is a personality
3. Loud and attention-seeking, sense of humor of a 12 year old
4. Perms his hair thinking it makes him cooler
5. Puts his entire life story in his instagram bio (schools, full name according to passport, one direction quote with rose emoji)

Wow did you guys see Ethan Wong got a perm the other day?
Yes, I think he has nigel sim disorder.

by bottleneckgf November 9, 2021

Nigel

To nigel is too poop as poop is to nigel.

'Off to visit Nigel' 'Nigel is on his way' '

by Meoownigel April 21, 2023

lying nigel

Nickname for reform party leader Nigel Farage

Look it’s lying nigel again thinking he’s going to win an election

by Hellminion September 20, 2025

nigels chink birth sign

the year of the INCEL

nigels chink birth sign

by mrs tosser September 22, 2025

Nigel

A word you use when you see a black man, but are in his earshot and don't want the shank.

Oi, there's a Nigel over there.

by Jiggera June 3, 2018

Nigel Shahbaz

A really cool guy that is a magnet to all the ladies. He is also 6'5 and a jacked alpha.

That guy so muscular and gets all the ladies, he's like a "Nigel Shahbaz!"

by Alphaboy123 June 14, 2023

nigel suicide wank

when your having a wank just before blow load, shout of Mum( diseased and rottin), bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room

nigel suicide wank stinks

by mrs tosser October 4, 2025