a fucking grease monkey and the leader of the kkk he also fingers his dog takes it out smells it then tastes it
look at that greasy fuck kris
by greg persky May 1, 2023
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by Comrade Kristoff November 19, 2020
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by shortyispoo June 22, 2021
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by GiantJhonson_😘 March 10, 2024
Get the Kris mug.Kris is slang for: An individual with many physical traits of a leprechaun; Someone with dyslexia, in this case, Krislexia; A short little ginger boy; An Illegal Midget; Someone who is probably Autistic; someone who is easily picked up and molded into a soccer ball, and then kicked around.
Sean: Kris you should read, I've been reading for a while.
Kris: T-the c-cow jumped over... the moon!
Sean: No Kris stop reading your bedtime stories, we are supposed to be studying for biology.
Kris: Moooo!
Kris: T-the c-cow jumped over... the moon!
Sean: No Kris stop reading your bedtime stories, we are supposed to be studying for biology.
Kris: Moooo!
by Luigimax14 May 16, 2022
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a girl so powerful she could walk through a fiery hell. Most likely a girl named this will have a weird personality and she will randomly outburst peculiar comments. Though her weird comments and doings may be off-pudding for some of us, her blazing beauty makes it all worth it.
She most likely have blonde hair and green eyes. The green eyes will most likely make a brown field green again.
a girl so powerful she could walk through a fiery hell. Most likely a girl named this will have a weird personality and she will randomly outburst peculiar comments. Though her weird comments and doings may be off-pudding for some of us, her blazing beauty makes it all worth it.
She most likely have blonde hair and green eyes. The green eyes will most likely make a brown field green again.
Girl 1: Omg that field is so fucking ugly and brown
Kris: Looks at it
Girl 1: No way you made it green again with your blazing eyes.
Kris: Looks at it
Girl 1: No way you made it green again with your blazing eyes.
by TheUntoldLegend January 3, 2024
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by Karl gto September 11, 2020
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