My hot wifey

NotUrJinx on xbox

Me: my hot wifey is NotUrJinx<333
Bob: omg shes hot<3

by DoggoQueen3026 May 28, 2022

wifey booty

When the booty so good she wifey for that one reason.

Damn girl you got that wifey booty

by The truth b January 23, 2017

Wifey

A girl you love romantically or a girl you love like a friendships it can be both or either. If it's two best friends, then they are wifeys, if it's so mines boo, it's his wifey, meaning she is his queen and deserves all his respect.

Oh yeah.. Arielle over there? Yeah were BFFs. She's my wifey.

by Wifey.no1 June 1, 2018

Wifey

Your wifey is your girl bestie that you love (platonically) Wifeys share a bond stronger than blood.

-"Omg yk that girl Megan, she became my wifey yesterday!"

by WivesForLives July 1, 2022

Wifey

A women who will suck your dick under the table at your parents house during thanksgiving dinner.

“Yooo she my wifey.”
“How do you know?”

“She fucking sucked me off at my dads funeral.”
“Damn bro keep her.”

by Mynameisfuckingcharlie January 10, 2019

The Wifey Effect

Receiving a ball and chain gag during a bachelor party in embarrassing fashion and puking from the pressure.

The reality of getting married finally hit him so hard during his bachelor party it caused The Wifey Effect.

by imthejoe April 10, 2011

wifey

a girl's best friend who is the moon her duck, they spend all their time together and become vsco girls! They'd choose each other over their boyfriends anyway, loving each other endlessly and eventually running to an island of gae.

"oh my goodness you are the moon to my duck!"
"oh my god i love you wifey sksk and i oop!"

by heathermcsoftnamara September 4, 2019