Definitions by Mynameisfuckingcharlie

Wifey

A women who will suck your dick under the table at your parents house during thanksgiving dinner.

“Yooo she my wifey.”
“How do you know?”

“She fucking sucked me off at my dads funeral.”
“Damn bro keep her.”

Wifey by Mynameisfuckingcharlie January 10, 2019