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Mong-Boggle

Having sex with someone who suffers from a serious lack of intelligence/character judgement/personal hygiene.
Dude, he was so desperate he went for a Mong-Boggle. Her IQ was 67 and she smelled of old-people.
by Welsh Boyo. Aye. February 1, 2010
mugGet the Mong-Bogglemug.

Driving Mong

Ray-Vision YouTube
by ar12fan420 August 22, 2021
mugGet the Driving Mongmug.

Mong Parking

Excessive / unnecessary disabled parking spaces - often used by the morbidly obese and those with (COPD) smokers lung.
Bloody mong parking - that guy got out of his car into his motorized wheelchair and ate a family size pork pie, a supersize bag of chips and smoked a few cigarettes.
by Rattled January 6, 2013
mugGet the Mong Parkingmug.

Tonge mong

Word used for people who come from an area of Bolton Lancashire, most of them are brain dead morons. Have no dress sense, drink to much, thick as fuck, drop outs and fuck wits. Northern thick twats.
by cosmic101 May 28, 2011
mugGet the Tonge mongmug.

fish mong

When a girls on her period and you collect the blood from her tampon or pad then put it in a feezer and then use it as cold icy lube to masturbate
by Fishmonglover February 21, 2017
mugGet the fish mongmug.

speccy mong

A simple minded man with a jovial spirit. Lacks Intelligence and social skills.
"Is that a monkey?" ...
"Shut up you speccy mong"
by beefyboy69 November 14, 2017
mugGet the speccy mongmug.

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