The virgin Hot dog is when you're gonna have a nice fuckaro with your titty equiped, virgin friend, first you get her naked on the bed. Hopefully you have a long and firm shit ready to deploy.
You take a shit right between her boobs, and you go straight to the banging. Since she's a virgin there will be blood, be sure to save the blood, 'cause you're gonna need it!
When you know you're gonna splooch, pull out and deploy your soldiers on the warm shit on her chest, that's the mustard. Now you get the blood, and spread it like ketchup.
Now you got a warm, sweet and sour, virgin hot dog you can serve anyone you like.
You take a shit right between her boobs, and you go straight to the banging. Since she's a virgin there will be blood, be sure to save the blood, 'cause you're gonna need it!
When you know you're gonna splooch, pull out and deploy your soldiers on the warm shit on her chest, that's the mustard. Now you get the blood, and spread it like ketchup.
Now you got a warm, sweet and sour, virgin hot dog you can serve anyone you like.
I did The virgin Hot dog with my girlfriend the other day, i think her mom enjoyed it i little to much.
by NastyLover May 13, 2020
Get the The virgin Hot dogmug. Someone who has not had sexual intercourse this year (1st January onwards) but has had sexual intercourse in previous years.
My last heartbreak was last October and since then I've not been with anyone so I'm a this year virgin sadly.
by LordJenal June 25, 2022
Get the This Year Virginmug. by LilNomad September 13, 2019
Get the Air Virginmug. "Did you hear about Caleb? Last night, he bagged that drunk college ho and finally lost his West Virginity."
by Sleezypoof January 11, 2023
Get the West Virginitymug. There is hardly any policeman --- no matter how big an a**h**e he happens to be --- who wants to be seen as "da big bad guy" who "took someone's legal virginity" over a comparatively minor event, so if you have a clean record "thus far", are always respectful to Johnny :Law, and try to behave yourself as best you can, you stand a much better chance of staying out of legal trouble, even if you accidentally "screw up" once in a while.
by QuacksO November 6, 2018
Get the legal virginitymug. 