by Bad Panda NZ April 28, 2019
Get the Urban Hayfever mug.Urban Dictionary is only for people with low self esteem to search up their own name and feel happy when it says something good about them. Some people go on to Urban Dictionary to search up something funny like pineapples. Pretty much no one goes on it for the intended reason the people made this site, to search up a slang just to figure out why people laugh when you say you need wood.
'Yo, have you been on urban dictionary?'
'yeah, have you searched up my name on it?'
'nah, I like searching up pineapples because it's funny'
'yeah, have you searched up my name on it?'
'nah, I like searching up pineapples because it's funny'
by your mum 69 21 May 8, 2019
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me: imma gonna search up some definitions on urban dictionary
Me: *searches up Animal planet*
definition: a show that is required for the art of Moosterbation
Me:*searches up moosterbation*
definition: masturbating while watching Animal planet
my face: ;-;
Me: *searches up Animal planet*
definition: a show that is required for the art of Moosterbation
Me:*searches up moosterbation*
definition: masturbating while watching Animal planet
my face: ;-;
by 24 karat savage May 13, 2019
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by notunedible May 14, 2019
Get the Urban Dictionary mug.Modern day society. Despite us believing our world to be a controlled and civilized, the urban wild is the real reality.
Anything can happen out there in the urban wilderness. Common wildlife such as entitled pricks, senile seniors, random f*ckboys, beta males, lunks, gang bangers and a whole slew of other wild animals can be found randomly at any given time.
Urban wilds are dangerous, and it's recommended that you remain alert around wildlife as they some can become extremely hostile for no reason other than a parking spot, or road rage.
The entitled baby boomers are known for their strange call "hit me and I'll sue!" while the gang bangers are a more dangerous threat that all too often jostle their prey with strikes to the head and neck.
Steer clear of the urban wild at night, as predators tend to come out to hunt for prey they can take money, organs or whatever horrors they can think of for their amusement.
It's funny we call our society predictable, but we can't predict what the guy next to us is gonna do in the next 5 minutes. This is why it's called the urban wild.
Anything can happen out there in the urban wilderness. Common wildlife such as entitled pricks, senile seniors, random f*ckboys, beta males, lunks, gang bangers and a whole slew of other wild animals can be found randomly at any given time.
Urban wilds are dangerous, and it's recommended that you remain alert around wildlife as they some can become extremely hostile for no reason other than a parking spot, or road rage.
The entitled baby boomers are known for their strange call "hit me and I'll sue!" while the gang bangers are a more dangerous threat that all too often jostle their prey with strikes to the head and neck.
Steer clear of the urban wild at night, as predators tend to come out to hunt for prey they can take money, organs or whatever horrors they can think of for their amusement.
It's funny we call our society predictable, but we can't predict what the guy next to us is gonna do in the next 5 minutes. This is why it's called the urban wild.
The Urban wild is a Jungle out there!
Never travel in the urban wilds without a weapon or a friend, or both.
Never travel in the urban wilds without a weapon or a friend, or both.
by BigPeterLilNuts May 20, 2019
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