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French milkshake

A mixture of champagne, semen, and pussy juice, mixed in the vagina, which the dominant woman makes the male drink.
Bob does'nt wear the pants in that relationship, she makes him mix french milkshakes.
by Muttly's Ghost December 7, 2018
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French Flicker Gooning

French Flicker Gooning is the act of climaxing while shoveing a baguette up your anus. The techniueque was invented by the french general napoleon bonarparte in the battle of austerlitz in 1805. It was performed to calm down before battle. According to napoleons wife Josephine de Beauharnais he performe this profane act before the invasion of russia. The technique was so lethal, becouse the ejaculate quickend at a rapid rate wich coused it to treverse straight through the cranium of many unfurtunate russian genererals. This tactic was officialy indoctrinated into russian military doctrine, where its still in use in the russo-ukraine war.
I think president macronne performed french flicker gooning in paris, during his compain for president.
by GOON_PRO December 10, 2024
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French fry

A person with a 12 year old boy's humor: ur mom is gay

French person: Oui oui, (enter insane life-destroying French roast)

Random person: OHHHHHHH! THAT DUDE JUST GOT FRENCH FRIED!!

A person with a 12 year old boy's humor: *Dies from the severity of the French fry*
by I've kidnapped your child August 20, 2023
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French fromage booty

A nice butt on a woman, usually French.
"Damn, dude! That girls got some serious French fromage booty!"
by SDanger September 12, 2017
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French

Naut if French
by Zakforbes4 April 25, 2021
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The french

The people who put baguettes slathered with marinara sauce in their urethra
by Vonjorgen August 10, 2022
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French Fry

A person who has a haircut that looks like a bunch of French fries. Also a retarded person that is lesbian and that broke up with Ethan
Look its french fry what a retard. Kys
by Gay__shinypp November 4, 2019
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