by bigblackcrayoneater339894 March 11, 2025
Get the Thomas mug.Is an 18 year old racist nonce who likes to face fuck little boys on tuesday evenings. Hes a heavily religious church boy who had his cherry popped by a big black man in the church bathroom (by choice). he now fingers his own ass whilst jelqing to videos of babies being circumsised.
by Ciara Reed February 26, 2025
Get the Thomas Jeffery mug.Thomas Bailey, so caring, so sweet, has a girlfriend, Madison Marshall she got a fat ass. They are in love and will be getting married
PERSON 1: DID YOU SEE THOMAS BAILEY AND MADISON THEY ARE SO IN LOVE!
Period 2: I know they are my favorite couple ever
Period 2: I know they are my favorite couple ever
by Igotbitchesonmydick September 22, 2022
Get the Thomas Bailey mug.very hot sexy col guy who totally doesn't like hot men all over (he does) and he likes long walk on the beaches where he can bury himself in the sand and set up his dual monitors and play bloons tower defense 6 for some reason on the beach when there's water to enjoy and play in the sand (which is the worst thing ever) and he good at music. And he has amazing rizz like this one time he was hitting me up and I was hit on instantly and fell in love the that moment and we have been going on dates ever since and its very enjoyable, and also he's very good at math. He also likes to make me laugh because he is very funny guy with very good joe mama jokes he never misses his oppuritninty to give one and make everyone around him smile and laugh or giggle or fart or fall in love or do math or play bloons tower defense 6 and he is asian so he's a very smart guy who knows kung fu and everything on planet earth and he will win Canada best math person of the year next year because he is very smart guy with smart guy all over.
"Hey, you know Thomas?"
"Yea, very hot sexy col guy who totally doesn't like hot men all over (he does) and he likes long walk on the beaches where he can bury himself in the sand and set up his dual monitors and play bloons tower defense 6 for some reason on the beach when there's water to enjoy and play in the sand (which is the worst thing ever) and he good at music. And he has amazing rizz like this one time he was hitting me up and I was hit on instantly and fell in love the that moment and we have been going on dates ever since and its very enjoyable, and also he's very good at math. He also likes to make me laugh because he is very funny guy with very good joe mama jokes he never misses his oppuritninty to give one and make everyone around him smile and laugh or giggle or fart or fall in love or do math or play bloons tower defense 6 and he is asian so he's a very smart guy who knows kung fu and everything on planet earth and he will win Canada best math person of the year next year because he is very smart guy with smart guy all over."
"Yea, very hot sexy col guy who totally doesn't like hot men all over (he does) and he likes long walk on the beaches where he can bury himself in the sand and set up his dual monitors and play bloons tower defense 6 for some reason on the beach when there's water to enjoy and play in the sand (which is the worst thing ever) and he good at music. And he has amazing rizz like this one time he was hitting me up and I was hit on instantly and fell in love the that moment and we have been going on dates ever since and its very enjoyable, and also he's very good at math. He also likes to make me laugh because he is very funny guy with very good joe mama jokes he never misses his oppuritninty to give one and make everyone around him smile and laugh or giggle or fart or fall in love or do math or play bloons tower defense 6 and he is asian so he's a very smart guy who knows kung fu and everything on planet earth and he will win Canada best math person of the year next year because he is very smart guy with smart guy all over."
by Diad4567 April 27, 2023
Get the Thomas mug.A story that is usually very unbelievable. It may have some factual elements but not always necessary. The story is usually based on fiction rather then theory.
Don’t let the truth get in the way of a good story.
Don’t let the truth get in the way of a good story.
A Ross Thomas Tale started with ‘ypu need to see this, In Switzerland the leg of this giant chair was blown up by a huge bomb’...... true story is.... a giant chair with a broken leg and stands across the street from the Palace of Nations, in Geneva. It symbolises opposition to land mines and cluster bombs, and acts as a reminder to politicians and others visiting Geneva.
by Jay rae June 24, 2020
Get the a ross thomas tale mug.Guy 1: Why isn't Thomas responding to my DMs?
Guy 2: Oh, well you see, he's probably munch crunchin' on some cheerios. Cheer up pal, he'll get back to you in the next 1-2 business days.
Guy 2: Oh, well you see, he's probably munch crunchin' on some cheerios. Cheer up pal, he'll get back to you in the next 1-2 business days.
by megosoftwindows January 11, 2023
Get the Thomas mug.A Saint Thomas refers to a method of washing oneself that is fairly similar to showering and bathing at the same time.
One fills their bathtub with up to 6 inches of water. Said water is exceptionally hot, but nevertheless, at a temperature the practicer can comfortably stay in. Then, one turns on the shower, moves it to the wall close to them, and lies down on their back in the bathtub for most of the time. The bathroom should get steamy and extremely humid, which is part of the pleasure.
The name was chosen due to how the Caribbean island of Saint Thomas was a former Danish colony. Denmark is considered to be a Northern European country, and the sauna originated in Finland, a country also in Northern Europe. This method is likened to a sauna, and also likened to the tropical, humid climate of many Caribbean regions.
One fills their bathtub with up to 6 inches of water. Said water is exceptionally hot, but nevertheless, at a temperature the practicer can comfortably stay in. Then, one turns on the shower, moves it to the wall close to them, and lies down on their back in the bathtub for most of the time. The bathroom should get steamy and extremely humid, which is part of the pleasure.
The name was chosen due to how the Caribbean island of Saint Thomas was a former Danish colony. Denmark is considered to be a Northern European country, and the sauna originated in Finland, a country also in Northern Europe. This method is likened to a sauna, and also likened to the tropical, humid climate of many Caribbean regions.
by TheProGuyDudeBro August 14, 2022
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