Muffin Top Pop

A ridiculously oversized beverage container that is significantly larger on its top than on its bottom, allowing one to fit the drink into a standard car beverage holder. Popularized with the emergence of "super-sized" meals and their very large accompanied drinks, and with half-gallon sized slush drinks and sodas at convenience stores.

I hope this drink I'm ordering is a muffin top pop, otherwise it won't fit into this standard car beverage holder!

by Dirt Sandwich December 19, 2010

appalachian rich top

This is a strain of canabis grown in the appalachian mountain tops. It is a very low grade type of weed. Dealers who sell this weed are bad dealers. It is generally sold for 2-3 dollars a gram. This type of weed is also very dry and has a lot of seeds.

Hey christian do you have any appalachian rich top I can buy?

by c-yrle June 22, 2009

mini muffin top

What a woman has when her bra is too small and her breasts spill over the sides. Not as bad as a regular muffin top but still annoying from time to time.

Travis: Did you go out with Marina last night?
Nick: Yeah, but damn. She had the worst mini muffin top ever. I almost said something about how she should buy bras that fit.

by blue eyed angel October 30, 2008

Top Tier Simp

Mordecai

Mordecai killed his best friend for a girl who didn’t like him back that’s a top tier simp.

by theslimjim2021 April 10, 2020

top g

joe fuchs

person a: who is this top g?
person b: his name is Joe fuchs.
person a: I must have his number.

by doodooeater👀 May 18, 2022

soft top

To Go Soft top: take your shirt off

taken from soft top convertables who are able to function both with and without their "tops".

usually done in the summer on a hot day either to impress spectating ladies or to cool off.

Guy 1: man im boiling

Guy 2: yee me to, i might have to go soft top.

Guy 1: you know it.

by Elliot C-C June 3, 2007

top eight diss

In Myspace, when you chose someone to be one of your 'top eight friends', and they don't reciprocate.

I can't believe you top eight dissed me! We've been friends for four years!

by Alisa October 4, 2005