Mud Pie Straw

When taking a dump and your is giving you head similar to a Blumpkin but you drop a big one and the splash hits her in the face

Dude let tell you about that hoe who drank through a Mud Pie Straw

by JoSco July 22, 2015

mud garb

A noun which describes the misuse of a femdom.

He slipped, and the proper thing became a mud garb.

by captcondom February 20, 2011

mud balls

When performing anal sex, the bottom ends up pooping on the penis and/or balls

“Did you hear about Kenny and Travis? Travis said Kenny gave him mud balls!”

by mshane95 December 25, 2021

mud thot

A country girl with hoe like tendencies. These types of girls are mostly seen hanging around ATV parks.

"Look at that girl flirting with my man, she is such a mud thot".

by Klg84 July 31, 2016

Mud fly

Typically a mine worker or someone that has worked FNQ and always tells you about it. Someone that drive a capped out gu and loves telling everyone about how much he’s spent on it. Someone that message girls unannounced on after a few cans “hey u up”
Hangs a around girls at the pub like a fly

See that bloke over there hassling the poor girl wearing a work shirt trucker cap and surfer joes he a mud fly

by Shit slinger May 1, 2022

Mud Butt

A swampy and moist shart

“Ooo I have mud butt from that one”

by Bulldog Diesel March 13, 2023

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

"May we all be mud monsters"

by DefiniteIyNotCoveredlnShit September 18, 2021