Icelandic Fire Drill

The Icelandic Fire Drill is when you fill your female partner’s anus and vagina with Icy Hot and then perform ass to vag back and forth until they are screaming in pain and are forced to run out of the house.

Debbie got the cops called on us last night. I pulled the ole’ Icelandic Fire Drill on her and the neighbors thought we were fighting.

by FatHoudini March 7, 2022

Muppet Fire Drill

A fruitless task, caused by confusion and miscommunication. A more modern version of the term 'Chinese Fire Drill'. Imagine a team of muppets trying to put out a fire. They form a bucket chain, but the due to miscommunication, the bucket of water never reaches the fire and is instead passed round in a huge circle while the fire rages on.

This project is pointless, no one seems to know what they're meant to do. It's a reall Muppet Fire Drill.

by KittenJuggler June 10, 2022

busted fire hydrant

When a man is about to have a powerful orgasm but he pinches the tip of his dick causing his penis to explode

My girlfriend refused to receive a facial and pinched my dick. I had my first busted fire hydrant.

by Cackyblacky September 21, 2016

Foo-Foo Fire

When you take a fire extinguisher and spray it every when there is no fire.
It is usually done as a prank.

Steve: Ezra started a foo-foo fire in his office the other day.

John: That would have been awesome!

by JimmyLaManz December 12, 2011

Die In A Trashcan Fire

A step up from ‘Die in a whole’, but not as bad as ‘go kill yourself’. It’s a happy medium for when you just hate someone’s guts.

Guy 1: Haha, you’re gay.
Guy 2: Go die in a trashcan fire. *glares at intensely*
Guy 2: *weeps*

by Why Not. November 23, 2019

Backdoor Fire Drill

The act of taking a group shower during which enough steam is produced to set off fire alarm systems, thereby luring sexy firemen who are then invited to join the group shower.

This shower is losing steam, boys. Let's get a Backdoor Fire Drill going, and get some meat in here!

by Dirty Dave and the Power Botto September 23, 2018

Maidstonian Ring of Fire

An act performed by members of Maidstone Grammar School in the science department in which someone takes a Bunsen Burner and shoves it into their anal cavity, turns it to roaring mode and melts the area. Is usually performed in room 69.

Louis tried the Maidstonian Ring of Fire and he hasn't been able to walk properly since!

by stevendawson August 10, 2021