Texas Doghouse

When in the process of lovemaking the man replaces his penis with a hotdog.

My boyfriend did a Texas Doghouse on me last night.

by C/G April 8, 2021

Texas

A state with bipolar ass weather

holy shit the weather in texas is bipolar

by Kam2023 March 25, 2021

Texas Watering Hole

Where you piss in a girl's ass and then lap the piss shit mixture from her asshole.

Person 1; I gave a girl a Texas Watering Hole last night.

Person 2; Nice

by EDGENATOR April 27, 2024

Texas bowl

A bowl of high quality weed packed exceptionally well and full, sometimes fitting up to 1.5g of chronic in a single bowl.

"Damn dude did you pack this bowl?"
"Yeah bro, there's about 1.3 in there."
"Shit, I didn't know we'd be smoking a Texas bowl. We're gonna be fucked up."
"Hell yeah, everything's bigger in Texas bro."

by Danklord2007 June 10, 2013

Texas Ski Lodge

Geographically bound to the border state; typically, but not necessarily in a single story structure (Ranch). Participants grabbed in bubble goose, goretex, thermals or overalls with no fabric from the waist down; accompanied by long socks and thong style flip flops with the AC cranked commence in a men standing and women on their knees orgy. Latex is forbidden unless there is a zipper and it covers the head. This can only transpire during an equinox and must continue for 12 hours before or after the aforementioned celestial alignment. Additionally the ratio must be balanced (3 men per 1 woman).

“I remember my fist Texas ski lodge; my legs were sore for a month I thought there would be more chairs.”

“You couldn’t stand a quails egg on that ass unless you were at a Texas ski lodge.”

“Tell you what, I never thought I’d be in a devils threesome, but if you don’t learn something about yourself at a Texas ski lodge I’m not sure you ever will.”

by SwazeyD August 18, 2023

texas dickslap

When you put a Texas Mickey on the end of your dick and slap someone with it.

Aaron likes getting Texas dickslapped

by DirtySanchez52 May 2, 2018

texas tan

An unconventional method of tanning: working the land without a shirt or sunscreen. Commonly seen in Texas and other southern states, where sunscreen is seen as optional.

I went and mowed the lawn today, got a pretty nice Texas Tan

by Proud Texan June 22, 2018