texas snake trap

When a girl has razorblades mounted on the inside of he vagina and cuts your dick off with them...

i just got texas snake trapped and now i need surgery! XD

by poopa12345678 November 17, 2011

Texas Fever

Texas fever
n.
An infectious disease of cattle first identified in Texas, characterized by high fever, anemia, and emaciation and caused by a parasitic protozoan (Babesia bigemina) that is transmitted by cattle ticks.

This is not to be associated with any form of homosexual activities

"Did you hear about those cows"
"Yeah I heard they caught texas fever"

"hmm must have been those ticks"

by south_town October 23, 2011

Texas Face

The physical appearance of someone who looks friendly, familiar, approachable or generally trustworthy.

People often stop and ask him for directions because he’s got Texas face.

by Shrug Dog Millionaire November 24, 2021

Texas Tobytoad

A huge Texas size Tobytoad

I left a Texas Tobytoad in the shower so huge I had to move to Hawaii from Texas to hide from my shame.

by TOBYNASTY May 22, 2023

all my hexes live in Texas

What a practicer of voodoo claims after leaving said creepy lifestyle behind and moving far away north near da Canadian border.

Maybe it is indeed true dat all my hexes live in Texas, but I still hafta use six-sided wrenches to adjust/install/remove ordinary bolts and nuts.

by QuacksO June 27, 2023

Texas smash

When you leave a giant cum load on your hookups pillow, face and bed before you exit in the morning unannounced. And holler their name as you walk out & slam the door.

It was great last night with Veronica but I left her with a Texas smash this morning 💦 💦 💦!

by Loadsofjizz!!! March 12, 2023

damn b texas

Shit hole of the area located near Woodville jasper and warren Texas nothing but meth head crack fiends Mormons and two faced fucktards who sell there mommas left ass cheek for next fix

Your momma is a damn b texas local

by Momaparish15 March 22, 2023