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Super Straight

meaning you get no bitches and you’re a virgin.

Person 1: I’m super straight!!!

Person 2: Oh, you get no bitches?
Person 1: Yeah !!!
Carl is super straight. He gets no bitches and he’s a virgin.
by superstraightphobic March 5, 2021
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Super straight

A invalid “sexuality” used by people who want to blame their transphobia on A sexuality that just does not exist...
Man 1: I only date ppl who are born a woman
Man 2: so you would date a trans man? They are born a woman

Man 1: oh Shit you are sight I’m just dumb and transphobic
Man2: General preferences are OK but to say a woman isn’t a real woman because she is trans is transphobic. Super straight is a term used by asshole you are just transphobic
by The bestpeesonever March 7, 2021
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Super Straight

a person that says they identify as “super straight” is somebody who is too scared to come out as a raging homosexual. Often people who identify with this are also bottoms. flag- 🟧⬛️
“I heard Mark say he was super straight

“oh we should congratulate him on coming out
by funnyjokelol March 9, 2021
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super straight

A made up sexual orientation. People who identify by it define the "sexuality" as only being attracted to cis people of the opposite sex. It's a way for people to justify their transphobia.

For people who don't understand why it's bad:
1. You can't "make up" a sexual orientation.

2. People that "identify" as super straight say that they're only attracted to cis women because they're the "real women". That's just so obviously transphobic.
3. A persons chromosomes aren't something that you can see. When you meet someone for the first time, you can't tell just by looking at them what their chromosomes are. So as having a crush on or being attracted to someone isn't a choice you consciously make, whether you're attracted to someone or not can't be affected by something you can't see or know about (unless they tell you).

Further explanation:
Saying you're not attracted to someone just because of their chromosomes is the same and just as ridiculous as saying that you're not attracted to someone because they don't have two kidneys. You can't tell just from looking at someone the numbers of kidneys they have so it can't affect whether you're attracted to them or not.
John: *is straight*
Stephanie: Hey, would you date a trans girl?
John: No because I'm super straight. I'm only attracted to girls with two x chromosomes.
Stephanie: That's transphobic
by definitionshere March 15, 2021
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Stay Straight September

Stay Straight September is a month like pride month but is for straight and homophobic people
Josh: What Month is it?
Adam: its Stay Straight September
by pOpOguy_ August 30, 2021
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straight gay male

A man often married(to a woman) or has a girlfriend and has sex with men.
Gene is such a dawg, he's only been married to Dawn for three months but he's already on the downlow with his bois. Well that's because he thinks of himself as a straight gay male.
by jaysondotcom@hotmail.com April 24, 2007
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xteh straight edge

A new designation for persons who still insist they are straight edgers, but whom are no longer hardcore straight-edge. They can bend the straight-edge to suit their own individual situation, for example they may choose to smoke but not have casual sex. Or they make occasionally choose to drink alcoholic beverages but continue to obstain from nicotine or any other drugs. Also, they may follow all straight-edge philosophy except food constraint, refusing to be veggie or vegan. Basically an 'xteh' is only totally against illegal drugs and casual unmeaningful sex. Possibly derived from x-ing one of the the straight edge double x's and combining it with the recently popularized prefix 'teh.'
"Is Sara still straight edge?"

"No, I think she's xteh straight edge now because I saw her drinking beer at the last show."
by lilydeathmeh October 13, 2007
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