Heritage School is an educational institution in central Texas that serves as a breeding ground for future WASPs. Heritage prides itself on an uncanny ability to create students guided by a sense of false entitlement and misguided purpose, referred to as Hupomone.
A socialist Scholastic People’s Congress, similar to the People’s Republic of China, rules Heritage School. The SPC elects a Führer, idolized for their hatred of satanic demonstrations such as skinny jeans and good looks, to assume the face of authority.
Past Führers designed and perfected a police system ,known as the Sultemeiers (a Nazi Gestapo shoot off) led by the infamous Dr.Rickerhauser, to enforce strict regulations, the Big Five, on the student body under the guise of creating the perfect Christian student.
Heritage School represents itself with the colors green and white joined by an eagle. Green symbolizes the forced manual labor to maintain the school’s economy. At sporting events fans and scholastic figures repetitively chant "Bleed Green” as a reminder of the torture that students participating in events may endure if they fail to succeed. White stands for intolerance of outside opinion and closed-minded mentality the school uses to suppress rebellions. The eagle represents a facade of freedom used to amuse students.
Recently Heritage School has failed to suppress a rebellion of students and teachers jaded by the oppressive authorities. This rebellion is known as the Provincial Hall Rebellion.
A socialist Scholastic People’s Congress, similar to the People’s Republic of China, rules Heritage School. The SPC elects a Führer, idolized for their hatred of satanic demonstrations such as skinny jeans and good looks, to assume the face of authority.
Past Führers designed and perfected a police system ,known as the Sultemeiers (a Nazi Gestapo shoot off) led by the infamous Dr.Rickerhauser, to enforce strict regulations, the Big Five, on the student body under the guise of creating the perfect Christian student.
Heritage School represents itself with the colors green and white joined by an eagle. Green symbolizes the forced manual labor to maintain the school’s economy. At sporting events fans and scholastic figures repetitively chant "Bleed Green” as a reminder of the torture that students participating in events may endure if they fail to succeed. White stands for intolerance of outside opinion and closed-minded mentality the school uses to suppress rebellions. The eagle represents a facade of freedom used to amuse students.
Recently Heritage School has failed to suppress a rebellion of students and teachers jaded by the oppressive authorities. This rebellion is known as the Provincial Hall Rebellion.
"Hey, why do you think Heritage School students and faculty are so elitist and feel entitled to being the best private school in Fredericksburg?"
"Obviously their idea of Christianity is skewed by numerous members of the institution to understand how hypocritical they actually are."
"Do you think they will rage over understanding the true nature of their institution?"
"More than likely, but it’s okay they don't even lift.”
"Obviously their idea of Christianity is skewed by numerous members of the institution to understand how hypocritical they actually are."
"Do you think they will rage over understanding the true nature of their institution?"
"More than likely, but it’s okay they don't even lift.”
by jackson.bernard February 17, 2014
example 1:cameron dropped out of high school because she's pregnant with sam's baby.
example 2:i'm usually high when i go to high school.
example 2:i'm usually high when i go to high school.
by eliza March 07, 2004
devotion of your whole entire highschool life to your school. going to football games if not to sabotage it.
by 54779 August 15, 2006
Is like the Catholic Purgatory, in that people holier-than-thou beat you over the head (with textbooks rather than maces) and after suffering through this for a set period of time, you eventually are permitted to pass through the Pearly Gates when the Principal hands you the diploma. Of course, there is also the possibility of going to Hell by dropping out. But, no worries-- all high school affects is the fate of your immortal soul.
Parent-- "What did your English teacher assign for homework?"
Teenager-- "Dante. Pure torture."
Parent-- "Well, it might SEEM like Hell now, but don't worry-- it'll make you a better person. You can even use that when you send in college applications."
And then you wonder if you'll make it to college, or if your obituary will read 'cause of death: high school.'
Teenager-- "Dante. Pure torture."
Parent-- "Well, it might SEEM like Hell now, but don't worry-- it'll make you a better person. You can even use that when you send in college applications."
And then you wonder if you'll make it to college, or if your obituary will read 'cause of death: high school.'
by ChocolateMilkBuildsStrongBones June 26, 2009
Waverley School is a really shitty and crappy school in Birmingham. They have shit teachers and rah it’s jus normally shit. See they can’t afford to have nice things cus they broke and thing they are some type of prison with all the silence in the corridors shit and the detentions like just don’t go there soo yh
Girl: I saw some bad reviews about Waverley School
Boy: Obviously it’s a shit school enni fham
Girl: no it ain’t are u tapped AND DONT MAKE FUN OF RAPE
Boy: Rahh we weren’t making fun of rape ur jus tapped in UR head go to the hospital
Boy: Obviously it’s a shit school enni fham
Girl: no it ain’t are u tapped AND DONT MAKE FUN OF RAPE
Boy: Rahh we weren’t making fun of rape ur jus tapped in UR head go to the hospital
by Hi I’m ur mom December 14, 2018
me : remember the good times and cartoons in elementary school man ?
Friend: yeah man....the good ole days
Friend: yeah man....the good ole days
by Swankyfranky_650 November 04, 2020
Online school, Also known as a method of torture, You will get tipped 10 homework and also 20 assignments, it's boring as fuck, non-interaction, You can't be distracted easily, there's no fresh air, causes back pain, dry eyes, lack of understanding, crapy explanation, It's fucked up. And that shit gives a lot of people terrible things like, anxiety, feeling like a failure, depression, stress, etc. The idea of the online school is just a failure, it's even worse than the regular normal school system. it's unhealthy, it's just shit. simply, it's fucking terrible. a lot of people want to drop out of online school and go to In personal school. and I am one of those people who are suffering currently right now.
You: Dude I'm fucking exhausted from this shitty online school
Your homie: The same thing for me man, It's like fucking hell,
Your homie: The same thing for me man, It's like fucking hell,
by Your average guy February 26, 2021