The practice of taking a whole pineapple, shaving off the rough outer skin so the flesh is exposed, then inserting it anally for sexual pleasure. Often the fruit must be shaved several times until a fit can be achieved. The juices of the fruit serve as a natural lubricant, and are considered a delicacy when rimming. If the pineapple is marinated in vodka first, this is known as a "Sloppy Fruit Salad" which should be performed with caution due to the danger of alcohol poisoning.
I got him drunk and took him home, we got frisky in the kitchen and I gave him his first fruit salad - he took it like a man but he won't be sitting down for a while!
by DTune February 11, 2025
Get the Fruit Saladmug. A person at a company, typically in some position of authority, who appears or claims to be busy but does very little actual work.
“Salad walker” comes from the stereotype of the female office supervisor that eats their lunch, stereotypically a salad, on-foot because they are “too busy” to sit down for lunch.
“Salad walker” comes from the stereotype of the female office supervisor that eats their lunch, stereotypically a salad, on-foot because they are “too busy” to sit down for lunch.
My supervisor is a salad walker. She’s apparently too busy to respond to our team emails, sign off on her paperwork that she tells us to do for her, or even tell us the new policy changes but is always taking time off for vacations.
by SaddestSardine April 22, 2024
Get the Salad Walkermug. When I get home late from a stressful day at work, nothing sounds better than tossing the devil’s salad.
by 9r9k June 25, 2020
Get the Tossing the devil’s saladmug. A video where a colored male puts grapes into his rectum and releases them after someone ejaculates in his rectal cavity
by ohlookagrapesalad May 16, 2022
Get the Grape Saladmug. by spnwvr June 7, 2025
Get the Slime Saladmug. by DiamondSlug September 28, 2021
Get the love saladmug. by YETYland February 9, 2017
Get the Honeymoon Saladmug.