When you make a large portion of salad and don't eat it all, and then seal it. Then after a day or so condensation forms and the ingredients release more water. This is often a white milky liquid that can be drained off before eating the salad - this is salad milk.
"I'll be with you in just a mo, I'm just milking yesterdays salad"
"you aren't going to throw away all that salad milk are you? Its very nutritious especially from cheesy salads!"
"you aren't going to throw away all that salad milk are you? Its very nutritious especially from cheesy salads!"
by Stellarator January 23, 2023

When someone is having anal sex and their penis gets covered with shit. Thus covering the anal recipient ass with shit.
Guy 1 : "Yo, did you hook up with that girl last night"?
Guy 2: "Yeah, I was doin' it in the ass and gave her a Shit Salad Sandwich".
Guy 1 : "Hey, that's fly, dog".
Guy 2: "Yeah, I was doin' it in the ass and gave her a Shit Salad Sandwich".
Guy 1 : "Hey, that's fly, dog".
by The Extra Crispy Colonel June 25, 2017

by Devils Lasagna December 7, 2017

A Toasted Salad is when you take a big hit of your joint/THC vape then slowly blow the smoke into your partners exposed asshole allowing it to soak up the THC. This will toast their salad.
by Randy the perv February 28, 2021

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