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retard

person 1: did u see that retard over there?

person 2: oh you mean remington??
by nejwjnenebe March 10, 2022
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retarded banan

A retarded banan is a banan thats it not a funkunal member of our society. It is probely ofended if you find them beacuse ther live in grupps of five or six.

To get away retarded bananas You need Memz for your computer. A USB is best for the jobb and you plug the USB in the ass of the retarded banana.
Jeff- I have retarded Bananas.
Gangster prankster- yass, you have relly retarded.
Jeff- let's go to the store and get a USB.
by Kaptenkalsipp May 22, 2017
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Retard

1.A person who thinks slow and can't talk really good and it's stupid! Not funny
2.A person who has a hairstyle of a "footballer" and thinks only for Clash Royale,FIFA and football.He also make fun of how long is your hair or if your a male and wear pink clothes.They are normally from 7 to 13 years old Watch your back they will waste your life
Retard:Hey you play Clash Royale?
Me:Nope,This game sucks
Retard:What arena are you?
Me:I just said that I don't play this cancer!!
Retard:Well you are a fucking idiot faggot bitch with long hair
Me:Yeah ok idgaf go away
by Hsijzba August 12, 2017
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Retard

Jim: why are you looking at this page
Ben: because I am a retard
by Thotslayer69_xd October 7, 2019
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Retard

A word which actually means “to be late again” If you dissect the word. (Re-tardy)
Yo my friend is always retard in my school.
by RockBroccoli101 January 27, 2019
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Retard

Urban dictionary editors coz they ain’t wanted to publish my shid😡
Hey editors you’re retarded

Twin you’re a retard
by Cumbucketyeet January 29, 2019
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Retard

The Karen's at the grocery store who refuse to wear a mask because the string scratches their bald heads.
Girl 1: is she wearing a mask
girl 2: no
Girl 1: what a retard
by Youafaghommy October 2, 2020
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