necro post 

To bring life to a dead thread; to post in a thread that hasn't had any new posts for a considerable amount of time

Nice necro post, moron! No one has posted in this thread since 1988...UNTIL NOW!!!!

necro post by DarthKirby001 November 1, 2004

Bawl Post

When, after posting a comment on a friends wall, instantly regretting clicking enter. Deleting the post does no good as an email with the content has been sent to the recipient. You proceed to bawl after completing the Wall Post.

Travis "Last night I wrote on Meghan's wall telling her that I really liked her...I just wish I could take it back"
Jay "That's a brutal bawl post man"
Travis "I cried for hours"

Bawl Post by J.Thakore April 27, 2009

Ninja Post

Noun - A post the sneaks in before another on a message board. Replying to the same post, and often contain the same message.

Chris: Is DDR3 and DDR2 compatible with each other? - 18 minutes ago.
Tom: No. - 3 minutes ago.
Bob: Nope. - 3 minutes ago.
L33Tjack: haha Bob is pwnd by a Ninja post! xD - 0 minutes ago

Ninja Post by theSMEXY April 10, 2010

This post will age terribly 

2021 won't be bad, nothing bad will happen. biden will be the best president in human history, all traces of covid including the mutations will be gone. karens and antivaxers will no longer exist. your life will get better.

lets hope that "This post will age terribly" won't

This post will age terribly by zman90 January 27, 2021

High Post

Snobby, High on themselves

Man, I tried to hook up with that chick - but she was acting all high post on me

High Post by paul chua February 2, 2004

Gold Post

Any "Attachment Unavailable" where a video or image should be seen on a social media forum, such as FaceBook. These occur when someone shares someone else's images, video's, etc... but they don't have their permission settings set to "public". Called a Gold Post due to the initials AU, for Attachment Unavailable, which is also the abbreviation for Gold in Latin and on the Periodic Table.

Gray shared Shara's video of the panda mauling the butterfly on her Facebook page, but due to Shara's settings, all I see on Gray's page is a Gold Post.

Gold Post by wildlobo71 July 11, 2014

Jason Post 

Any sexual position or move that leaves the lady sexually unsatisfied in the end

Hey Kim What's it like to sleep with Kanye West?
Horrible, dat niggas favorite move is the Jason post.

Jason Post by Digestive_Squire April 20, 2015