Peter Berndes

The Human Tuna.

Are you eating tuna again today? you are such a Peter Berndes

by Lordoftheimps March 7, 2022

Peter Pan Vibes

Peter Pan Vibes: A term for adults who maintain a youthful appearance, behavior, and attitude, blending childlike enthusiasm with adult responsibilities. This vibe can be positive, reflecting fun and vitality, but it can also be perceived negatively if it comes across as immature or unprofessional. For example, adults who are deeply into Disney or gaming might embody the Peter Pan vibe in a way that’s charming to some but could be seen as lacking maturity by others. Ultimately, it’s a balance of youthful energy and adult life, and it can be both good and challenging depending on the context.

Lee: Bruv, this 20 year old girl asked to play her music at work the other day, and she starts off playing normal tunes, then suddenly plays.
Thomas the Tank Engine theme tune! LOL.
Frank: Shut up bruv LOL.
Lee: She was giving off Peter Pan vibes, acting like a kid LOL
Frank: Alot of these Gen Z will never grow up bruv LOL.
Lee: Init bruv LOL.
Frank: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese January 13, 2026

Calcium Peter

Calcium peters is when a person with the name of ”Peter”. ”Peters” start to drink lots of milk increasing their overall calcium levels

OR

When a person called with any name EXCEPT ”Peter” or ”Peters” is activly acting like a femboy but denying it

Person 1: ”Have you seen max lately?”
Person 2: ”No I heard that their becoming a Calcium Peters”

by Latte :3 January 28, 2026

Peter

An adjective used to describe a guy who has liked the same girl for a long time (usually years) but is too scared to ever make a move, even when his friends encourage him or try to set him up. A peter will overthink everything, avoid taking action, and fumble obvious opportunities out of fear.

Example 1:
“You’ve liked her for two years and still haven’t said anything? That’s actually peter behavior.”

Example 2:
“We literally tried to set you up and you still backed out—bro is actually peter.”

Example 3:
“He talks about her nonstop but won’t even text her. Certified peter.”

by certified_guy February 19, 2026

the peter parker

the act of male masturbation while hanging from a rope tied to a large anal butt plug

dude last night i tried to do the peter parker and my ass is still sore, its a great workout though

by the shadow that speaks February 22, 2026