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Kevin: Hey bro look at my Ifunny meme from 2013

Libs am I right? HAHA
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Kevin Magnussen

Supposedly a former F1 driver, but the reality is that he doesn't exist.
Daan: Look, a self-driving F1 car!
Nearrell: No, that's Kevin Magnussen!
Daan: What the fuck Nearrell! everybody knows Kevin Magnussen isn't real!
by daann45 January 24, 2022
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Kevin

Kevin is a very common name for people. They are typically people who are white and does not have a big cock. They are quite smart and loves masturbating
Yoo look at kevin's cock so tiny
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Kevin

A mystique character. Extremely sexy. Can often be overly-feminine. Some Kevin’s may even be labeled flamboyant or even homosexual. Kevin’s tend to be rather witty, intelligent, kind, down-to-earth, hard-working men. Kevin is very shy, but the life of the party. His dark outer demeanor may come off cocky, but he’s the polar opposite. Has a deep love for his family/friends, arts, cooking, sports, music and craftsmanship. He’s a huge softie, with a geeky side. But only his close friends know of his nerdy side. His presence captures those who sets eyes on him. His smile and laugh just makes you melt. You can trust him with your darkest secrets, and they’ll never escape his lips. He’s a beautiful god of sex with an aura calmer than ocean waves. Often scared of non-scary things, a Kevin can be quite the scary-cat. But, don’t tempt him. His sweet smile and kindness can quickly turn violent. But don’t worry, he wouldn’t hurt a fly. Kevin protects those he loves and even any stranger in his path. Don’t cross him, because you might mess up your chances with him. You can’t help but to stare into his eyes and his beautiful lips. He has a way with nature, children, loves football, sports, and manly stuff. He’s loyal, extremely honest and won’t waste time setting the record straight. He’s a fighter for what’s right. You don’t want to lost a friend named Kevin. Trust me, Kevin’s totally worth it. I just love my Kevin.
“Kevin is such a boy toy!”
“Have you seen his smile? Ugh- Kevin is just so dreamy!”
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Kevin is the type of person to understand stand people's feelings when they tell him. He doesn't always know what to say but he is sure to make you laugh. He can be shy around people but he quickly gets over it. He's not the cutest it he always gets the girls he wants. Kevin has a very bubbly personality. If a Kevin doesn't like a person he will definitely hold a grudge against them and glare at them.
Andrya: Kevin is so annoying
Ella: no he's not you just don't know him.
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Kevin is the best boyfriend you could ever ask for. his charms and personality will attract you so easily and he smells like heaven. he will give you attention and send you goodmorning/goodnight messages. he will care for you a lot and always check up on you. he's a popular boy with dark, pretty hair. he will protect you any way he can, and will always forever be on your side. he is really smart but doesn't try hard in any subjects. his smile will leave you breathless.
friend: your boyfriend kevin seems so sweet!
me: yeah, he's the best boyfriend you could ask for
friend: i wish i had a kevin
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Kevin

super hot and handsome and is good at sex
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