Look like a Roland

If a guy wears a withe Shirt, he looks like a Roland.

Joka: Why do you don't where a withe shirt???? We have a customer meeting today!!!

Tami: Come on, I don't wanna look like a Roland.

by the_urban_urban October 21, 2014

ejaculate like a firehose

When a man has an unusual or unusable amount of semen from lack of sex.

Guy: Hi, I'm Mike.

Girl: I'm Lisa.

Guy: If I ever touched your body I would ejaculate like a firehose used to quell black protests in the 60s.

Girl: <MariaCareyVoice>Touch my body...</MariaCareyVoice>

by forumssuck May 9, 2008

chillin like a villian

Trent, 'spelt' is British English for 'spelled'.

Anyway, as said before, it's SPELT "chillin like a villAIN" not "chillin like a villian". It means you are really relaxed et cetera. like a head of a rich criminal organization

"What are you doing?"
"Chillin' like a villain"

by Kay May 26, 2004

I like turtles

What you say to a fail post/comment/etc.

Poster; ZOMG BRING ME TEH HERPEZ IS DA BEST BAND EVAR I ALSO LIEK ALL TIEM HOMO

Commenter; I like turtles/toitlez.

by KarenHartzTehToitlez July 3, 2010

Acting like an adult

A mature person. Someone who makes wise decisions.

You need to start acting like an adult.

by You know I'm awesome November 16, 2014

Like a jackass in a hailstorm

Being in an undesireable situation over which you have no control. You just have to endure or take it.

I MUST attend my boss's daughter's wedding - Sigh. I feel like a jackass in a hailstorm!

by winn98 September 4, 2009

Shnuck it like Justice

When your skills are so good, people don't realize your that good till its already done.

"Damn that guy is so good Bob, he Shnuck it like Justice."

by Justice4Nathan February 21, 2009