Tatonka Drunk

The most drunk you can be! So drunk you dive into gravel. So drunk you throw up like Lard Ass from the movie Stand By Me. So drunk you think you know the words to every 80s song. So drunk you sing the meow version of Old Dominion songs. So drunk you accidentally drink Near Beer. So drunk you surf in the man-made pond’s fountain. So drunk the young guys have to hook up the old guys pap machines.

Someone told me that they have seen me drunk. And I replied , "Not Tatonka drunk.”

by The OG Mikey Mike April 1, 2025

woggo drunk

To be so drunk that you're unable to stand upright and likely to lose your phone and/ or other personal items.

Man, I've got the worst hangover; I was woggo drunk last night. Lost my phone again.

by anyonefromanywhere September 26, 2010

Vending Machine Drunk

To become so intoxicate, getting into a fight with a vending machine is your source of entertainment.

Seattle became so vending machine drunk, she went out looking for a fight with a coke machine.

by Anti-Texas March 23, 2010

Drunk

Enjoy life

Get drunk as always

by Marysita November 21, 2023

drunk protest

When you run away from the cops but you're drunk and think you're protesting against coyotes.

I had a drunk pwotest *coughcough* i mean drunk protest UWU UWU

by Wizodin September 27, 2020

Drunk Off Sex

When the epussy is so good that you literally are drunk

"aye im a silly guy who is drunk off sex"

by Yana Waddie October 10, 2025

Garage Drunk

To reach a level of rowdy drunkenness that the house simply can not contain.

We left the party before they got garage drunk.

When I pulled up and heard “two doors down” by Dolly Parton blaring, I knew those bitches were already garage drunk.

by Madisonelvis March 27, 2019