Day one

I want someone to be my day one someone that I could easily talk to and hug everyday and talk to 24/7 like a sister ❤️💯

Day one mean someone who’s there for you 24/7

by J boat October 12, 2018

Cold One

A person under the influence of unknown diseases that makes it genetically impossible to ever feel warmth,

She was like...I'm not even sure, a cold one.

by isabella serone inglacia December 22, 2008

One liner

One Piece's Zoro's badass statements, usually at the end of a episode

Dude did you watch the One Piece episode
No, will later
Zoro's one liner was the best!

by Blazing_Fire_ January 24, 2015

Oneing the two

Attempting to remove stuck poop from a toilet with a well aimed high pressure stream of pee.

Are you Oneing the two in there?

Well, it's not like I have choice. You threw out the brush.

It was gross

by Al Benedict October 7, 2010

one-termer

a person who rises to the highest level of political or other office for only one term or round

I can't believe Joe only managed to be president for one round of asshole after he played for 3 hours ... he's a one-termer

by Pazzzz October 11, 2008

one-pack

A large protusion eminating from the midsection of a portly individual. A fatty's gut. Much like the six-pack but without all of the tone. Also refered to as the fuel tank for the love machine and the roof over the meat house.

Though Hank thought of himself as fit, his one-pack shot that all to hell.

by Timmy Cousins April 30, 2006

Poop in One

When you are on the toilet and you poop an abnormally long poop but it goes directly in the toilet hole (like a hole in one) to avoid from clogging.

Rob: Dude, i came so close to clogging the school toilet, luckily, i got a poop in one.
Jim: That could've been embarassing.

by shaballman16 May 10, 2010