Rubber Biscuit

When your shit gets fucked. Applies in ample amounts of situations.

Him: You see Terry’s car after last night.

Me: Yeah, heard he rubber biscuited into a semi.

by Ting Mon December 30, 2019

Biscuit

A Native American or Indigenous person who is half white or raised by white people. They’re brown on the outside and white and fluffy on the inside.

Harold loves Nickelback, he’s such a biscuit.

by Menchithepotentiallyedibledog December 15, 2023

Cozier than a hair in a biscuit

When you’re very, snug, cozy, or comfortable.

Popularized by Michael Evans in 2021.

Last night while the snow was falling and the fireplace was roaring, I felt cozier than a hair in a biscuit!

by geej123 April 17, 2021

potato biscuit

A stupid person with dry skin.

"Stop being such a potato biscuit."

"He is such a potato biscuit."

"I wonder if his mother is a potato biscuit also."

by imstalkingyou123456789 October 9, 2011

Shit on a Biscuit

1. “Well I’ll be damned”

2. “Damn”

Her: “did you hear that Brad Pitt was abducted by aliens last weekend?”
You: “shit on a biscuit!”
—
You: ”I forgot my phone at home. Shit on a biscuit…”

by Fuck piss May 5, 2024

need a biscuit

when a ridiculously twiggy person (usually female) walks by and has noassatall. (see noassatall).

ex.: "Damn, that girl need a biscuit!"

by Guit-Fiddler October 28, 2013

Wet biscuits

The act of when a person receives a raspberry on their butt hole

You haven’t lived until you’ve received some wet biscuits. -I’m gonna wet your biscuits. -Damn, I got the best wet biscuits last night.

by that guy-007 May 11, 2025