Mike Mike Mike

A large and fat man who causes earthquakes every time he walks. He is known to weigh over 4000000 trillion tons

1. Mike Mike Mike: I am *heavy breathing* exhausted *heavy breathing* and tired *heavy breathing* *heavy breathing*

2. Person 1: Did you hear about the earthquake?
Person 2: yea, Mike Mike Mike must’ve caused it

by D1 Rubik’s cube guy August 5, 2025

killer mike

A "rapper" that nobody has every heard of. Stole the album of the year from travis scott.

"who won the album of the year?" "killer mike" "who?"

by Marclover69 March 12, 2024

Aggro Mike

A smol azn gorl who gets very aggro at most things in life. Even though she is very aggro, she is very lovable and caring. She’s also usually the mom friend, hence she gets most things done.

Oooo shit she’s an aggro mike rn.
Aggro mike is gonna snap.

by Aggro mike September 1, 2018

Mike Vick

7 Grams of weed or other drugs

“Yo bro can I come by after work and pick up the Mike Vick?”

by DickieDoThangz January 18, 2022

The mike job

Having sex with a beautiful woman but wishing you were having out with guys instead

"Oh my God did he nail that bridesmaid yesterday. "

"No he gave her the mike job instead"

by anonymous December 16, 2021

Mike Bebek Taxi

Giving your "good friend" a piggy back ride while he enters you from behind. (Anally) ((male only))

"Look how happy J.D. and Mike look. Mike is so nice to give J.D. a Mike Bebek Taxi ride"

by Taxi guy January 23, 2021

Mike Gabriel

a mentally stable person

You're like the most Mike Gabriel person among my friends.

by kevin02899 September 24, 2022