well shut my mouth

Well shut my mouth! A term that means “wait really?” It’s used in a surprised sense in southern states.

“She kissed me last night!”
“Well shut my mouth! Me too!”

by Jessisafuckingmess December 11, 2017

Shut Your Damn Mouth

A teacher always say this phrase when teaching Science.
The phrase first appeared in the Lab in La Salle College

Teacher:So if we mix solution A with citric acid,and... DON’T TALK
Students:AHHHH...
Teacher: Shut Your Damn Mouth!
Student: Shut up!You’re as 87 as Chan Tong and 8745

by where'smymicrophone December 8, 2019

Two fisted mouth slut

A female who is sucking one guys dick while jacking off two others.

Last night I was mouth fucking Kellie's face and then John and Rick walked in. She grabbed their dicks and tugged them while I blasted a load down her throat. She’s a good little two fisted mouth slut! Next time, she’ll get two more holes filled!

by BAMF613 October 15, 2018

shut the heck your mouth

A phrase used to as an alternative to shut the hell your mouth, as found in popular tumblr culture. A way to tell someone beneath you who has attempted to point out a flaw in your argument, make your failures obvious, or insult you to stop talking. The jumbled phrases activates their fight or flight response and they will have NO idea what to say. Your nonsense puts them in a stupor, therefore, you appear to be the victor.

Susan: I'm gonna get surgery to look like a porcelain doll.
Carl: Why? Aren't toilets already made out of porcelain?
Susan: Shut the heck your mouth

by biggayeeeee April 8, 2019

fat bbc in my mouth

what your mom be doing at night

goddamn I wanna have fat bbc in my mouth -your mother

by weebus maximus December 28, 2022

that's what your mouth says

A way to tell someone you don't believe them, or to say they're full of shit.

John: " Dude, did you know you can actually drink air?"
Jeph:" Yeah right!"
John: "No, seriously! I saw a thing about it!"
Jeph:" That's what your mouth says dude."

by Caller's_Voice July 25, 2016

pop it out ya mouth

Stop sucking his dick, exaggerated bandwagonning and fanning

He isn't that good, pop it out ya mouth dick riding, fan, jocking and bandwagoning bruh.

by _fosterflakes December 2, 2014