a subconscious mess up of Flynn my brother,

Message from subconscious was,
That fat milf my master not mark ya,
Milf is a girl name genitalia
I can't understand flim half the time, but now he has a pedophile watching him some father I had named brain chose it, even explained it.
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Half Packed Pickle Punch

A sophisticated sexual maneuver performed at the top of a staircase which involves taking a ripe cucumber from your vegetable drawer in the fridge. Then, clubbing your sanctified other over the back of their head (while in coitus) causing the phallic pre-pickle to snap into two pieces.

Once broken, stuff the first half into the baby maker and the second half into the poop shooter.

Now both parts should be sealed deep within the cavities. At this time you execute a double foot drop kick to abdomen of the receiver causing them to plunge backwards into the stairwell.
My ex actually requested that I half packed pickle punch her at my stabbin cabin in Muskoka.
by Doggy Style Dennis the Menace December 24, 2018
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And a half

Typically it refers to a child that's halfway through one age and on to the next with in 6 months
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half-grandniece

My half-grandniece is a good girl.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
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Half Noggin

A Half Noggin is somebody that cannot think straight and makes terrible decisions day to day.
"That boy Jack is a real Half Noggin"
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Asian Half Hour

A unit of time used to measure the duration of a break when the true figure is unknown.
Person 1 - I'm going to go grab some of mama's home cooked lamb!

Person 2 - You know when your back?

Person 1 - Asian half hour...
by Honky Mofo March 27, 2011
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