human

U

A: I am human
B: I know

by Dookie Master 💩 May 30, 2022

Human Suitcase

A midget on rollerskates wearing all your clothes while pulled by a string.

I saw my first human suitcase at the airport

by jasonswestern March 1, 2011

Human

Morons.

Humans are morons.

by RCH8QRIUOICRHCUILREHULA August 16, 2022

Human Torch

When you kidnap someone and take them to your basement then proceed to tie them up and light them on fire while making them watch all the Fantastic Four films on a loop until they burn to death.

Doug: I need to burn off some steam
Rick: why don’t you go Human Torch someone?

by Ur Local Farmer June 1, 2020

Human break

Going to the toilet for urination. You take a 'break' of the tasks a human does on every day base.

1. He will be right back in the meeting - he is on a human break.
2. He won't be able to join since he is on a human break.

by pivifl January 26, 2022

Human Copying Machine

A highly trained person who wastes their time copying and pasting the same information in multiple locations because:
1. The systems are not interconnected.
2. Leadership and key contributors refuse to look at the SSOT (single source of truth) and each want it provided through a different channel
3. You are required by management to post it in multiple places hoping anyone will view it.

The human copying machine could be doing so much more for our customers if they were wasting time.

by troll3193 February 5, 2023

Human Ladder

Noun: Multiple people stacked on top of one another in order for another person to climb them to reach a higher area

The Survivor players created a Human Ladder to reach the higher platform.

by Hugh Jannis April 17, 2022