Fakes

Slang to describe vape or e-cigarettes

Rebecca: do u sell vape?
Britney: I got a friend who sells fakes, want one?
Rebecca: yeah! Can I have their snap?

by Parachuter275 August 14, 2018

fake valentine

when you don't have a valentine and neither does your friend so you pretend to be each others valentine

Jill: Hey Tim, wanna be my fake valentine?
Tim: Yeah, sure..I don't have a valentine this year so why not..

by annanicole819 March 27, 2012

Fake Thot

An oxymoron

How can a thot be fake when the definition itself implies a girl who tries to be fake af just to get laid. It's like saying water is wet, well no shiet.

fake thot

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 19, 2023

Fake

Aisha

Not adding josh to the gc is being a fake leader

by Ma77h3w July 28, 2021

Fake Splooge

On the rare occasion when a male is unable to achieve climax during sex he must carefully preform a fake splooge. To properly execute a fake splooge you flip the girl on her stomach, immediately increasing thrust speed while feigning excitement. After approximately 20 seconds at maximum thrust speed, the male withdraws completely from the vagina, utters a deep, guttural groan, hocks an ample loogie on to his unsuspecting partners bare buttocks thus successfully executing a fake splooge.

“After hammering my secretary at work this morning, I went to lunch with my wife. She demanded a quickie in the bathroom, I had no choice but to fake splooge”

by SCbobby222 October 20, 2017

fake friend

kings park academy

fake friends are snakes

by peusa July 25, 2018

Fake Brother

I person who cares about you in a brotherly way. Someone who shows you love and hate at the same time. Someone who is overprotective over you about boys. A person who shows you off to all of his friends and tells his family about you. They are also a person who you can talk to and they will comfort you.

That's my brother.
Your blood brother.
No, my fake brother.
Oh well, he treats you like his sister.

by Preiod March 4, 2022