Drunk Taylor

Drunk Taylor was her name
Mojitos were her game

The best version of Taylor Swift, drunk and crazy

HAhahaha I love drunk Taylor

by dRuNk tAyLoR sWiFt December 2, 2021

Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker

Your uncle who went to a family gathering and lost a game of poker. Now he’s mad and punching people, throwing tables and chairs, and drinking mass amounts of alcohol.

I was around when my Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker was rampaging through the living room.

by IAssasinatedJFK May 24, 2023

drunk tank

A swimming pool or stock tank full of drunks

I'm going out to the drunk tank to swim with Jim and them.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

First Degree Drunk

The intentional intoxication of person or person by person, or persons, who act act willfully, deliberately, and with planning to get completely shitfaced.

Akin to First Degree Murder

Brian: I plan on going out Friday night after work and getting hammered at 1-O in downtown LA. Want to go?

Joseph: You're a real first degree drunk Brian. I'll be there at 6:30.

by Breakfast Burrito lover 724 July 6, 2020

drunk lunch

A term to describe a unplanned and sometimes sudden drinking session entered into while on ether a "casual lunch" or during "work lunch".

This occasion is mostly accompanied by the quote of the Alan Jackson song "It's Five O' Clock Somewhere"

person - screw this job im gona go get drunk
workmate - Drunk Lunch?
person - yep
workmate - ow hell it's five o' clock somewhere

by cheeky bull February 6, 2012

Cactus Drunk

Especially drunk on Mezcal

bro, don't let him do the math, boy's cactus drunk.

by Rolandofgilead May 27, 2024

burger drunk

That gross, sweaty, sticky kind of feeling when you eat too much salami, meat, or cheese. Usually the product of a soda-based sugar high and a carb-based food coma crash.

I can't handle another trip to In-n-Out this week, I'm still sweating and burger drunk from last night.

by Burgy McDrunkerson April 18, 2021