Cheese and kisses

Rhyming slang for Missus wife.

(At the end of night drinking at a pub) "I'm going home to the cheese and kisses."

by Paul Hurley May 7, 2005

Pussy Cheese

Cheese made from the milk of a cat

"Bob, I'm not sure what kind of cheese is on this pizza, the ingredient list isn't in English." "Susie, I'm pretty sure that says Pussy Cheese.

by Pheobe Bedwetter August 14, 2010

Fromunda Cheese

Nasty stuff from under the balls

(Person 1)Would you like some fromunda cheese!
(Person 2)Huh?
(Person 1)FROM UNDA MY BALLS!!
(Person 2) YOU'RE SICK!!!

by amy November 1, 2003

Keys and cheese

When you shove cheese into a girl's mouth and a key in her ear and hump her in the other ear while her hands are on her mouth and ear.

Yo I just gave Alexa a keys and cheese, she's now deaf in one ear!

by Jokr November 20, 2007

Ear Cheese

A whitish-yellow, hardened, noodle-like substance that builds up over time in empty pierced earring holes.

"I haven't put any earrings in for a long time...Gross, what is this noodle in my earring hole? Looks like ear cheese!"

by Teresa Davis December 28, 2005

cheese pizza

Delicious pizza with no toppings

I'm going to Mario's for some cheese pizza.

by Niyahpope January 18, 2017

Cheese grater

The act of cutting oneself with a cheese grater.

The only true and brutal way to cut yourself is with a cheese grater. Only pussies use razors and knives.

Go cut yourself with a cheese grater emo kid.

by Frony May 28, 2008