epik brandon

He is the final boss in BattleToads. Ribbit ribbit BLUURG. A delusional specimen. His tongue shoots out for McDonald's and women he can never have. He is a poor individual, but still acts as if he is not. He will never lose weight, never get a date, he just acts bougie, to compensate.

Have you been on epik brandon is trying to confess his love to Silla again

by whydidijustlol June 25, 2025

Steamy Bronson

The act of diahrreahing into a plastic bag, putting it into a sock, and beating someone with it until the bag breaks

Did you hear jordan gave austyn a steamy bronson?

by Silly willy 69 October 11, 2025

Chuck a Brandon

To go into a hissy fit or stop working correctly, usely performed by computers or iPads, it began in Europe with a woman named Grace Cinnel, who's ex, Brandon Smith, was extremely bad with iPads and repeatedly made them crash, so she adopted the phrase, Don't chuck a Brandon.

Person 1 - "I just started downloading My Little Pony!"
iPad - "I'm afraid I can't let you do that..."
Person 2 - "Oh God! It's gonna chuck a Brandon!"

by Tastytqsty May 9, 2014

Download a Bronson

To relieve ones self of an epic shit. Based on the popular character from 90s TV show Round the Twist.

That burrito sure was filling, I'm going to have to download a Bronson.

by JohnnyMoustache May 13, 2018

playing it bronson

"Playing it Bronson", (like the contemporary, "Playing it Bogart") comes from the movies, specifically the Death Wish series, where Bronson's steel will, unrelenting but silent rage ultimately shows through in a slow burning flame inching up a fuse until an explosion that is violent, quick and dirty.

"I could see that dude was playing it Bronson until he smashed the other guys face and crunched his dick with his boot in a matter of seconds."

by TheRealDelirum August 22, 2018

Pulling a brandon

When one of your close friends starts dating the girl you like. Can also be known as pulled a Brandon or Brandoning someone.

Yo I heard Jeff started pulling a Brandon yesterday and started dating Tiffany even tho i liked her.

by SeñorPancakes July 27, 2020

Wendy + Brandon

The best couple to ever exist ever. Everyone from far and wide knows of them, they are known as the perfect couple. Everyone strives to be like Wendy and Brandon.

Simp: Wow I wish I could get a relationship like Wendy + Brandon.

*starts to watch pokimane and jerk off*

by JewBurner420000 April 5, 2021