The depressed shit pile (invariably a dude) slumped over at the corner end of the bar when you enter the joint and who is still there when you leave...just more slumped over and depressed by that time. Wants people to ask him what's wrong, especially the cute bartender, but instead should be given a shot of cyanide on the house to end his miserable existence. Mostly likely became a bar-ender after his recent break-up with a hood rat.
"Shit, man, it took you forever to get the drinks."
"I got to close to the bar-ender and he had to tell me his tale of woe..."
"Let me guess; his hole left him for better dick!"
"No doubt."
"I got to close to the bar-ender and he had to tell me his tale of woe..."
"Let me guess; his hole left him for better dick!"
"No doubt."
by OdiumRex July 27, 2012
A lady that you will find at bars around 2-3 am when the bar is closing. These are the scraps that other males left behind but are still hoping to take one home.
by ScrapHouse96 December 31, 2023
Shae Luckey: Who is that???
James Cook: Oh thats William Bars, he watches v-tubers but he's still cool
James Cook: Oh thats William Bars, he watches v-tubers but he's still cool
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by Ruben123 September 10, 2005
Person A: I saw the new action movie on Saturday.
Person B: How good was it?
Person A: It's bar level; skip it.
Person B: How good was it?
Person A: It's bar level; skip it.
by ChameleonDragon March 15, 2020