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Apple

Apple is a shy biotch. Once you meet her you'll understand why. She feels like nobody likes her and that she is awkward. Some of Apple's anxiety leads to her being very insecure about herself. When you become her true friend, being a crackhead is what she's all about.
Apple is a crackhead.
by Being shy and insecure sucks. October 28, 2019
mugGet the Applemug.

Apple

A phone, computer and Ipad company or basically a fruit
Hey mom could you buy me an apple Iphone?

Hey could you help me take that Apple over there?
by MehMilkIsMariosFavDrink February 22, 2017
mugGet the Applemug.

Browning apple

A term for a cougar on a downward slope (losing looks, allure money, attitude, confidence, etc.).
"Did you see Sheila last night? She used to be such a cougar, but damn that apple is browning. Fast."

"Oh, she's so sad. Clearly she doesn't realize she's a browning apple."
by Cattocius April 26, 2012
mugGet the Browning applemug.

Apple

You bitch. Apple is a fruit, and not a fucking definition to be searched here. If you are reading this you're retarded.
by Antiochus March 13, 2020
mugGet the Applemug.

Apple

1. a red fruit
2. A type of phone that is shit
1. Will you eat that Apple ever?
2. Look in my phone it's that newest Apple on the block
by 459395 February 26, 2022
mugGet the Applemug.

Apple Dapple

When you eat to many apples and start to dapple
I couldn’t go to school because I had Apple Dapple
by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb January 19, 2019
mugGet the Apple Dapplemug.

doctor apples

a super attractive dude who loves anal sex with men
he also is not actually a doctor
"hey, will you be my doctor apples? no homo btw"
"yes. i love anal. its not gay i swear"
sex
by sussusususususamongus March 31, 2021
mugGet the doctor applesmug.

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