16yr car enthusiast

16yr niggas destroying their b16 engines at 11 000 RPM making 0.24 horsepower in their factory-new 2$ honda civic ej9 sedan shitbox because they want to hear the vtec kick even tho it does nothing but make people call the police even more for noise complaint
Or
Persons who actually work for a 300 000 km 31 year old mazda rx7 fc and know what they are doing even tho they are rare as fuck

Obama: I want to have a civic
His toes:... 16yr car enthusiast

Also his toes: nigger...

by Obama's toes December 15, 2021

60's Muscle Cars

Cars that came with bench seats (romantic), non-power steering (sweaty), Overpowered V8s or I6s, Beautiful designs, airbags(maybe) & Air-Con (maybe).
Death is everywhere & those old airbags(if any) can injure.

My friend's got a few 60's Muscle Cars in his garage.

by Melvinfused December 5, 2021

I'm in love with my car

A song written by Roger Taylor from queen.Who locked himself up in a cupboard until his song about having sex with cars
Is allowed

John:it's a bit weird Roger what exactly are you doing with that car
Brian:I'm in love with my car?
Roger: ITS A METAPHOR BRIAN-

by MiniJohnDeacon January 18, 2022

Hot4's & Performance Cars

The biggest riceboy car magazine on the planet, showcasing the best mechanically standard Hyundai Accents with airbrushing and Mitsubishi Lancers with Altezzas and Evo kits that Australia has to offer. Also known as Rice4's by the general car community.

"Dude, check out the Civic in the Latest Hot4's, it's got the most fully sick front mount intercooler on it. But it's not turbo bro, and he doesn't like VTEC!!"

by Mafs!! January 7, 2004

Get out of my car

A video of a psycho uber driver

GET OUT OF MY CAR NOW RIGHT NOW!

by Johnny bob999988885555 March 12, 2021

christmas car sales delusion

buy someone a CAR for christmas?? HUH?? -did someone tell these dealers i'm shitting golden eggs?? -GOLLY GOSH DARN!! (respect for christians!!) -what kind of world are we living in??

-even if i were a 'high roller', the person would have had to have been a basic slave to me, to rate that.........(this includes SEX!!)

most of the car dealers have the christmas car sales delusion!

by michael foolsley December 15, 2010

best car ever

See E-type

Whether taking a corner at 20 or 120, it feels great. Shit-your-pants scary to drive.

by Gumba Gumba March 3, 2004