long division

when your are so big, and so long your known as a long division

kaeden is built like a long division problem

by johnson perry September 2, 2022

Long Distance Pour

When an alcoholic beverage is poured from an extremely long distance into the mouth of a willing or unwilling participant.

"How was your first Long Distance Pour (LDP)?"

It was the best thing to ever go into my mouth.

by LDP Inventor June 19, 2013

long shorts

A FAT fuck that needs a special desk and thinks he can rap

Dont be a long shorts

by Danman255 May 17, 2018

Autumn long

a homewrecker who only eats dry cereal and fast food.

Wow! Look at that girl trying to Autumn Long your man!

by starwarsgirl1 September 10, 2020

long bells

noun; I love long bells. long bells is slang for the most beautiful girl in the world. she is so kind and bright and I hope she finds what she really needs in life i love you bells

noun; big balls

my long bells are itchy...

by calmbeforethestoem January 23, 2025

Long Distance Orgasm

Where you procure a small cellular device place it in a condom and insert it into your lover on vibrate. Then during the day.....make some calls at random.

Wait a sec before we leave work gotta give my girl a long distance Orgasm.

by UrbanDictionaryAdmin2 August 4, 2022

penny long

Penny long(n) A short, copper-colored dick.

Katy, “I fucking hate penetration, and super pale fugly ass dicks!”

Eva, “Then find a guy with a goddamn penny long”

Katy, “Your know wassup that’s why I hang with you”

by 😜LAKE 40😜 June 19, 2018