When you're taking a piss in public and someone walks by, you don't stop pissing and yell "free willy society"
Person 1: *pissing in a bush*
Person 2: bro why are you pissing in public
Person 1: FREE WILLY SOCIETY!
Person 2: bro why are you pissing in public
Person 1: FREE WILLY SOCIETY!
by Jim Bob the high February 14, 2024

When your your dicks hard when your talking to a girl, then it starts itching while your talking to a girl, but you want her to send you tiddies
When her ass too fat, but your dick is small.
Call a willy your dick.
When her ass too fat, but your dick is small.
Call a willy your dick.
by eoi4k3rfkrsneodjn June 10, 2019

by N9NE January 19, 2024

by Mazzyyyyyyy November 4, 2012

Guy 1: "Holy shit man, I got so mad at this game yesterday I still cant believe what I did to my monitor"
Guy 2: "What did you do?"
Guy 1: "I decided to hit it with a Willy wallop, I regret doing it now"
Guy 2: "What did you do?"
Guy 1: "I decided to hit it with a Willy wallop, I regret doing it now"
by Dogonduck September 29, 2021

Similar to a wet willie or reverse wet willie. Australian implies that you stick your finger “down under” (anus or vagina) before putting it into someone’s mouth.
by SpT3 May 20, 2021

The act of inserting a finger in someone's ear after coating it with precum or semen.
A slicker version of a wet willy.
A slicker version of a wet willy.
by SentiuSReX March 23, 2019
