what the shit

Basically "what the fuck" but waaaay worse.

*car gets crushed by train*

Dude 1: What the fuck?!?

*car gets torn into pieces by flying pigs*
Dude 2: WHAT THE SHIT?!??!

by jmlport3883838 June 9, 2011

what the christ

The coolest website on the Internet.

"Did you see 'dem boobies on What The Christ today?"

by The Pinkmeister October 17, 2012

what the beebo?

a thing you say when you see something wierd

what the beebo. thet lama is humping a tree

by T-MONEY May 1, 2003

What was that noise?!

The term used when I take my belt off, and my dick hits the ground. My mother then yells, "WHAT WAS THAT NOISE?!" I reply with, MY DICK!

Mom: "WHAT WAS THAT NOISE?!"

Me: "I just took my belt off."

by BallSackSweat May 10, 2011

WHAT-A-BURGER

A CHAIN IN NORTH CAROLINA THAT PREDATES THE TEXAS WHATABUGER BY SEVERAL YEARS, REFERED TO BY LOCALS AS WATERBURGER. 100 TIMES BETTER THAT THE TEXAS WHATABURGER AND AN INCH BIGGER BURGER, WITH MUSTARD SLAW CHILI AND AN ENTIRE SLICE OF ONION INSTEAD OF CRAPPY MINCED ONIONS, PICKLE ON TOP OF THE BUN. They also have a drink that is basically a suicide with pickles called the "witchdoctor" and cherry lemon sundrops. Best sweet tea in the world.

"LETS GO GET SOME WATERBURGERS(what-a-burger) AND A CHERRY LEMON SUNDROP!"

by Captain Panther November 10, 2009

What the Dickens?

An exclamation, in a similar vein to "What the hell?". Derives from popular dead author and dead street fighter Charles Dickens.

Person 1: "While you were out I broke into your house and shat in your oven."

Person 2: "What the Dickens?!"

Person 1: "Ol.."

by kleptonin April 25, 2004

what gives

A nonfiction novel written by 16-yr-old Oklahoman Chelsea Marie about her descent into depression, teen suicide, and corruptions in mental healthcare. It was published by TOGI Entertainment in 2007.

"Did you read the article about 'What Gives?' in Texas Monthly?"

by subplathora April 10, 2008