Hung like an acorn

Meaning that a penis is so small, that it has the resemblance of an acorn on an oak tree, like a small bulb when it hangs off the body.

Hey, Do you know Seth?, well apparently all the girls say he's hung like an acorn!

by pwnstar76 March 25, 2010

ejaculate like a firehose

When a man has an unusual or unusable amount of semen from lack of sex.

Guy: Hi, I'm Mike.

Girl: I'm Lisa.

Guy: If I ever touched your body I would ejaculate like a firehose used to quell black protests in the 60s.

Girl: <MariaCareyVoice>Touch my body...</MariaCareyVoice>

by forumssuck May 9, 2008

chillin like a villian

Trent, 'spelt' is British English for 'spelled'.

Anyway, as said before, it's SPELT "chillin like a villAIN" not "chillin like a villian". It means you are really relaxed et cetera. like a head of a rich criminal organization

"What are you doing?"
"Chillin' like a villain"

by Kay May 26, 2004

I like turtles

What you say to a fail post/comment/etc.

Poster; ZOMG BRING ME TEH HERPEZ IS DA BEST BAND EVAR I ALSO LIEK ALL TIEM HOMO

Commenter; I like turtles/toitlez.

by KarenHartzTehToitlez July 3, 2010

Shnuck it like Justice

When your skills are so good, people don't realize your that good till its already done.

"Damn that guy is so good Bob, he Shnuck it like Justice."

by Justice4Nathan February 21, 2009

Ron Likes Bussy

Ron Likes Bussy is a term from discord

Ron likes bussy everyday he loves it so much

by Ronmen June 30, 2022

blob-like thing

Something with a lot of curves and no particular form other than being a, well, blob. Quite insulting to be called one. Also insulting to have your artwork called one.

"He's a rather blob-like thing."
Her fancy abstract artwork was more of a blob-like thing.

by Gabbrette Karma September 17, 2013