A simple dance from Mahub tha Rapper that requires one to swing your arms like the classic TV show character Gumby.
by Cloude With a Chance of $howrz May 17, 2012
Its the walk you have to make to get a tissue/napkin after you've jizzed in your hand but forgot to have a tissue nearby and you can pull up your underwear without dropping the jizz. So you have a to awkwardly walk to the nearest bathroom or wherever you have a tissue.
Damn it man, I had to lobster walk to the bathroom last night... I gotta stop jerking off so much...
by Kris Patel November 13, 2015
by Allahatopia November 19, 2018
First, lay down a terrible towel as a place mat (this will get messy). Next: take pierogies, cole slaw, and french fries and place them over the testicles. Enjoy!
by PrincessThunderballs September 12, 2015
by NaCl Lar April 23, 2017
by Meet the walker November 10, 2022
"My god, that guy's doing the Quirke Walk"
by Woodooodooo August 27, 2022