Waffles

Literally just pancakes with abs.

Those are some buff waffles!

by ChiefLEGOLover January 15, 2021

Waffling

Talking nonsense.

Sales rep is waffling again!

by Loopt March 3, 2017

to waffle

Sending a voice note, photo or video to your besties.

OMG, FML, I have to waffle this.

by Waffle Omnom November 28, 2024

Kansas Waffle Iron

You defecate on a persons laptop keyboard and slam it shut.

Man fuck Jerry I'm gonna Kansas Waffle Iron his Laptop. Because he's from OHIO!

by Marine007 December 1, 2022

Texan waffle

A Texan Waffle is to cum onto anyone while shitting agresivly to assert dominance

I just pulled a Texan Waffle on my teacher

by Ajsbejctdbevuctjdld April 12, 2024

Spinning waffles

To stop mocking a person with "aiem (name)"

also linked to stop annoying.
Linked to spinning waffle

"(Name), Stop spinning waffles! "

by шиншилла May 11, 2020

eggo waffle looking bitch

An eggo waffle looking bitch is a term used by white middle schoolers who are cussing out their beautiful young substitute teacher. The origin of the word is unknown but most likely pulled out of this young lad's ass.

That substitute teacher man, she's an eggo waffle looking bitch.

by substituteteacher March 11, 2023