Virgin Bones

someone who hasn't broken a bone

boy a " i've never broken a bone "
girl b " wow really? "
boy a " yep, i have nice virgin bones "

by someoneyouknowithink January 29, 2022

virgin

A basement dweller with no future who sits on their greasy disgusting ass that hasn't been showered in fucking months, stuffs their face with Cheetos, and plays Fortnite all god damn day.

Person 1: Did you hear about Bob? He's been skipping school to play video games.
Person 2: What a fucking virgin. Disgusted.

by HateVirgins123 December 3, 2018

ingrown virgin

A woman who, no matter how hard she tries, cannot get laid.

"Why is it that no one sees how available I am? Why isn’t it clear that I don’t choose to be an ingrown virgin?" (from the book "Superior Women" by Alice Adams

"I hear she's the worst ingrown virgin in the village" (from the Play "The Enemies of a Bishop" by Christopher Isherwood & WH Auden)

by Davy Andy January 11, 2022

Infina-virgin

The Infina-virgin is the ultimate no nut lifestyle where you dont even look at your dick never ever break the no beat code and never see porn

Random person: wanna fuck
infina-virgin: nah cant Im living the Infina-virgin lifestyle

by cumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcuu December 1, 2022

alpha virgin

Someone who gets oral/blowjob but has never had sex.

Person 1: Yo did you know Jack got head?
Person 2: damn really? Hes such an alpha.

Person 1: yeah alpha virgin.

by YOURALPHADADDY February 5, 2024

Gerber Virgin

A limp dick cuck who nuts out a kid just so he can say hes a dad.

Dave is a Gerber Virgin because has no idea how to raise a kid and doesnt even want a kid but was told its what most people do so he knocked his girl up.

by jp111 July 21, 2018

Meta Virgin

A person who never tried VR

Dude! Have you have never tried VR? You are META Virgin

by JLF_Tha_Quad February 10, 2022